What good is 'Typezriter'?

'Typewriter'.
It's apparently the longest word you can type on a single line of any keyboard. But not on my new phone with a keyboard-like keypad. Oh, no!

Next time you're buying a phone with a computer keyboard-like keypad, remember not to buy one from morons who don't get the awesomeness that is Qwerty keypads.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.

                        - From 'Desiderata by Max Ehrmann